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“A few weeks after my surgery, I went out to play catch with my golden retriever. When I bent over to pick up the ball, my prosthesis fell out. The dog snatched it, and I found myself chasing him down the road yelling "Hey, come back here with my breast!"”

Quote by Linda Ellerbee

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Linda Ellerbee is an American journalist renowned for her contributions to children's news. Born on August 15, 1944, she has held various positions as a news show host throughout her career, dedicated to providing children with entertaining and educational news content. more

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