“The first half has gone how I almost half-anticipated.” FirstsHalfGoneFootball Author:Jimmy Armfield
“There's too much - I don't know what the word is - scientology in the game.” KnowsGamesToo MuchFootballScientology Author:David Pleat
“Sitting eating sushi in the city, incredibly chilled out reading Nietzsche.” ReadingCitiesFootballEatingSittingSushiChilled Author:Joey Barton
“I sent my Christmas wishes to him, but he didn't answer. He's the world's best coach, but as a man he still has to learn manners and respect.” MenWorldStillsWishAnswersFootballCoachesMannersChristmas WishesBest Coaches Author:Mario Balotelli
“Mancini is lucky. He has an owner [Sheikh Mansour] who speaks little and asks only: "What do you need?"” NeedsLittlesAsksSpeakFootballLuckyOwners Author:Mario Balotelli
“Did you hear charming Karren Brady this morning complaining about sexism? Do me a favour, love.” MorningFootballComplainingSexismCharmingFavourBrady Author:Richard Keys
“Phew am exhausted. Just read about something called "the offside rule". Too much for my tiny brain. Must be damaged from nail polish fumes.” BrainToo MuchFootballTinyNailsExhaustedPolishNail Polish Author:Kelly Cates