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“Talk about sexist - have you ever, ever, heard someone come up to a woman and say 'find your masculine side?' And by the way women, if you find your masculine side - I'm not interested.”

Quote by Brad Stine

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Brad Stine, born in 1960, is a renowned comedian known for his unique sense of humor and popularity among audiences. His comedic works cover a wide range of topics, from daily life to social phenomena, showcasing his keen observation and exceptional humor. more

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