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“When Andy died, I just drank to dumb my mind.”

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Maurice Gibb, born on December 22, 1949 and passed away on January 12, 2003, was a renowned musician. He was a member of the iconic British pop band Bee Gees, known for his unique musical talent and vocal contributions. more

“I always tell new people in show business. I say, "Look, show business pays you a lot of money, because eventually you're gonna get screwed. And when you get screwed, you will have this pile of money off to the side already." And they go, "OK, OK. OK, you ready? You ready?" "I got screwed." "You got the pile of money?" "Yeah, I'm fine." I mean, that's the way it works.”

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“106 [degrees] in the valley... I was sweating like Dan Rather checking for forged documents.”

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“How many watched the President's speech last night? [half-hearted audience applause] How many watched American Idol ? [thundering applause] Okay, there you go! You get the government you deserve.”

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“So China's president [Hu Jintao] meets, uh - meets America's president. It's like President "Who?" meeting President "Huh?"”

America President Meetings China

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“Folks, tomorrow America will get to hear those four words we've been waiting for: "Former president George Bush".”

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“French troops arrived in Afghanistan last week, and not a minute too soon. The French are acting as advisers to the Taliban, to teach them how to surrender properly.”

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“"This is now the twelfth day of rioting in France. They have been rioting for almost two weeks. And France has still not surrendered. That's like a record.”

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“Congratulations to the Italian people for winning the World Cup. ... They won after France's best player got ejected for head butting. That's the closest anyone in a French uniform has come to combat in 60 years.”

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“Racecar driving is a lot like sex; all men think they're good at it.”

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