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“Fish deserve to be caught for they are lazy. Two million years of evolution and they still haven't got out of the water.”

Quote by Simon Munnery

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Simon Munnery is a British comedian known for his unique humor style and witty performances. Born in 1967, he has been active in the comedy scene since the 1990s. Munnery has gained recognition for his stage shows, television appearances, and radio programs, which often use satire and humor to explore social and political issues. more

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