“In real life, when someone's partner calls them, they can tell from the first word their partner says what their mood is.” Quote by Abbas Kiarostami
“In my films, I try to give people as little information as possible, which is still much more than what they get in real life. I feel that they should be grateful for the little bit of information I give them.” PeopleGivingFeelsShouldTryingLittlesStillsRealFilmBitsInformationLittle BitGratefulReal LifeBe Grateful Author:Abbas Kiarostami
“I realize I look very hip hop but I'm really more emo with a definite Brazilian flavor.” LooksRealizingHip HopHipsHopsDefiniteFlavorEmo Author:Jim Gaffigan
“Besides hot pockets keeps introducing new products every 10 minutes so I always have new stuff on the topic.” StuffMinutesProductsHotPocketsIntroducingTopicsNew ProductsNew StuffIntroducing New Author:Jim Gaffigan
“I've been doing theaters like the Warner for about a year and we've found the earlier you get the tickets on sale the better idea you get on how many shows we will be doing.” YearsIdeasShowsFoundTheaterTickets Author:Jim Gaffigan
“Don't take this the wrong way but I care more and I'm a better online friend than you. I also spend way to much time online.” WayCareOnlineI CareWrong Way Author:Jim Gaffigan
“Some people that work for Hot Pockets came to my Denver Paramount Theater show. They brought these hot pocket boxes the size of suit cases for me to sign. I wrote "these are WMD's" on the boxes. The HP people seem to have a good sense of humor about all of it.” PeopleShowsSeemsCasesTheaterHotSizeBoxesSuitsPocketsSense Of HumorGood SenseParamountWmdDenverGood Sense Of Humor Author:Jim Gaffigan
“The DC Improv food is amazingly edible for a comedy club.” ComedyClubsComedy Clubs Author:Jim Gaffigan