“At the 150-minute point of sitting in a standard theater chair, the human buttocks die; once dead, they cannot be revived. They cease to function, whatever that function may have been, and must be carried around like a sack, or two, of flour.”
Quote by Michael J. Nelson
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Michael J. Nelson
Michael J. Nelson is an American comedian, best known for his role in the internet comedy series 'The Good Place'. Born on October 11, 1964, he has been active in the comedy scene since the 1990s, gaining popularity for his unique sense of humor and insightful commentary on popular culture. more
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Source: Mike Nelson's Mind over Matters
“As they say - a bird in the hand is worth one in the bush.”