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“Sentences I never thought I would write. (1) That John Prescott certainly has a way with the ladies. (2) Give it to Steve McClaren, he seems like the man for the England job. (3) Peter Crouch is the man to replace Rooney.”

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Martin Samuel
Martin Samuel

Martin Samuel is a respected columnist known for his insightful and thought-provoking writings. Born in 1964, he has made significant contributions to the world of journalism through his career spanning several decades. Samuel's work often focuses on social and political issues, and he is recognized for his ability to engage readers with his sharp analysis and compelling storytelling. more

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