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“My sister married a German. He complained he couldn't get a good bagel back home. I said: 'Well, whose fault is that?'”

Quote by Emo Philips

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Emo Philips
Emo Philips

Emo Philips, born on February 7, 1956, is a versatile entertainer known for his contributions to music, performance, and comedy. His unique style and humor have won him the affection of a wide audience. more

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