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“How can you feel like an actual member of society casting a vote for a president when in a professional interview you said that farts make you laugh? And you're a professional in comedy? But then, have you ever seen a video of a small dog that farts? Welp. I don't need to explain that anymore. If you can't see the humor in that, good luck being a CEO somewhere where I'm not going to understand you. It's a harmless thing to laugh at. It's humor that's not at the expense of someone else. And it's silly. It's juvenile.”

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Kyle Kinane
Kyle Kinane

Kyle Kinane is an American comedian known for his unique humor style and profound self-analysis. Born on December 23, 1976, he has been active in the comedy scene since the early 2000s. Kinane is recognized for his performances in comedy clubs and television shows, which often delve into personal experiences and social phenomena. more

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