“The good news is my almost-boyfriend was ready to pound Eric’s face for you.” “Almost-boyfriend? Don’t you gays usually move a lot faster than this? I thought you were supposed to shack up together on the second date and adopt a cat so you had something to dress up in a tutu.”
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