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“I tugged at the bottom hem of his tank. “Why do you heart roosters?” His brow quirked. “Really, Mags? If I need to explain this to you, you’re worse off than I thought.” It took me another twenty seconds. “Oh. Cock. Got it.”

Maggie Davis Jamey Hayes

Book:The Silent Cries of a Magpie

Source: The Silent Cries of a Magpie

“It was like Jerry McGuire. I was poor, starstruck Dorothy—minus the kid and the vagina—and Ben was Show Me the Money Jerry and he never gave me a chance to have him at hello.” “I have no clue what you just said.” He waved me off. “I’m well aware, but it was a perfect comparison that shouldn’t go to waste.”

Maggie Davis Jamey Hayes

Book:The Silent Cries of a Magpie

Source: The Silent Cries of a Magpie

“The good news is my almost-boyfriend was ready to pound Eric’s face for you.” “Almost-boyfriend? Don’t you gays usually move a lot faster than this? I thought you were supposed to shack up together on the second date and adopt a cat so you had something to dress up in a tutu.”

Maggie Davis Mason Scott Jamey Hayes Ben Scott

Book:The Silent Cries of a Magpie

Source: The Silent Cries of a Magpie

“What are you gonna do? Fill their shampoo bottles with Nair?” “I’d do that shit in a heartbeat.”

Maggie Davis Jamey Hayes

Book:The Silent Cries of a Magpie

Source: The Silent Cries of a Magpie