“When you need to borrow money the Mob seems like a better deal I think. 'You don't pay me back I break both yer legs.' Is that all? You won't take my house or wreck my credit rating? Fine where do I sign. Legs? Fine. You don't even have to sign anything.”
Quote by Craig Ferguson
Author
Craig Ferguson
English biography, 120-180 words more
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