“I don't jerk off because I'm horny. I'm sort of half-chick. It's like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It's like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.”
Quote by John Mayer
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John Mayer
John Mayer is a talented musical artist known for his unique musical style and guitar skills. Born on October 16, 1977, he began his musical career in the early 2000s and has since released multiple albums, gaining widespread recognition and acclaim. more
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