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“I was like a packet of powdered Sea Monkeys and they were like water.”

Quote by Augusten Burroughs

Book:Running with Scissors: A Memoir

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Running with Scissors: A Memoir

Running with Scissors is a memoir that delves into the author's chaotic and often humorous childhood, detailing their unconventional family dynamics and the challenges they faced growing up. more

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Augusten Burroughs

Augusten Burroughs is an American writer born on October 23, 1965. Known for his memoirs, his works, such as 'Dry' and 'Running with Scissors,' have gained widespread popularity and critical acclaim. more

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