“If you were married to Marilyn Monroe, you'd cheat with some ugly girl.”
Quote by George Burns
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George Burns
George Burns was an American comedian, writer, and singer, born on January 20, 1896, and died on March 9, 1996. Known for his unique humor and longevity, he is one of the most famous comedians of the 20th century. more
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