“You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.”
Quote by Jeff Foxworthy
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“You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.”
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“You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.”
“You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.”
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“You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.”
“You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.”
“You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.”
“You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.”
