“When a man says he wants to meet a girl with a sense of humor, he means one who will laugh at everything he says while her breasts jiggle.”
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“Dust into Dust, and under Dust to lie, Sans Wine, sans Song, sans Singer, and-sans End!”
Source: Rubáiyát of Omar Khayyám, rendered into Engl. verse [by E. Fitzgerald. 2nd version].
“The Stars are setting and the Caravan Starts for the Dawn of Nothing-Oh, make haste!”
Source: Edward FitzGerald, Rubáiyát of Omar Khayyám: A Critical Edition
“Better be jocund with the fruitful Grape Than sadden after none, or bitter, Fruit.”
Source: Edward FitzGerald, Rubáiyát of Omar Khayyám: A Critical Edition
“Ah, take the Cash, and let the Credit go, Nor heed the rumble of a distant Drum!”
Source: The Sufistic Quatrains
Source: Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam
