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“Loving your neighbour as much as yourself is practically bloody impossible? You might as well have a commandment that states,'Thou shalt fly'.”

Quote by John Cleese

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John Cleese, a renowned British comedic actor and screenwriter, was born on October 27, 1939. He is best known for his exceptional performances in comedy films, particularly in the Monty Python's Flying Circus. Cleese's influence in the comedy world is profound, with his work celebrated for its unique humor and satirical take on societal issues. more

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