“Be patient with him. If the same quality did not exist in you, you wouldn’t notice it in him.”
Source: Brainwalker
“You disappoint me. We're at the end of the book, and not once did you count Dooku!”
Source: Star Wars: OBI123: A Book of Numbers
“Twice the pride, double the fall.”
Source: Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
“A humble sinner is better than a proud saint.”
“Know your load. That’s rule numero uno in this business, which is why I make them count the penguins out in front of me one at a time. I’m not going to be the schmuck who shows up in Orlando two
birds short of a dinner party....I know I’m pulling out of Houston with exactly forty-two Gentoo penguins, seventeen Jamaican land iguanas, four tuataras from New Zealand, and a pair of rare, civet-like mammals called linsangs. No more, no less.”
Source: Scouting for the Reaper
“Mek sat in the cab, doing some self-maintenance work. Instead of a verbal reply, I got a text message: SYLVATRONICS INDUSTRIAL UNIT A023 PROCESSING AN REINTEGRATION WILL BE COMPLETE IN 57 SECONDS. VERBAL COMMUNICATIONS WILL BE POSSIBLE IN ABOUT 65 SECONDS.
Oh well, I've caught rookie driving partners in the middle of all sorts of things. At least with robots you don't have to guess.”
Source: Analog Science Fiction and Fact, Volume 132, Issue 6, June 2012
“Truck drivers are great with directions. Landmarks, road conditions, the works. The only problem is that they’ll give you five different routes to just get to the next town. By the time they’re done, you won’t know what the hell to do.”
Source: Freedom's Rush II: More Tales from the Biker and the Beast
“If there was ever a president who could be called our Charlie Browniest, it would be Andrew Johnson.”
Source: How to Fight Presidents: Defending Yourself Against the Badasses Who Ran This Country
“They have hung my mother. Curse them! in every way curse them! She was no party to the mad freaks of Booth! She has been murdered by Johnson, but I will have it even with them yet.”
Source: The private journal and diary of John H. Surratt, the conspirator
“(Andrew Johnson couldn't read until he was fourteen! He didn't learn to write until after he was married!)”
Source: So You Want to Be President?