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“Any woman I know can smell a boyfriend a mile away. Women are intuitive, they know when a guy is interested but he’s not going to be there for her in that boyfriend-y way.”

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Julie Klausner
Julie Klausner

Julie Klausner is an American author born on July 3, 1978. She is known for her humorous writing style and unique perspectives, with her works including novels and essays. more

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