“Advice, then, young yeoman: When referring to the king's middle daughter, state that she is fair, speculate that she is pious, but unless you'd like to spend your watch looking for the box where your head is kept, resist the urge to wax ignorant on her naughty bits." -Pocket I don't know what that means, sir." -Yeoman Speak not of Regan's shaggacity, son" [...] -Pocket”
This novel delves into the complexities of human nature, focusing on the character's ability to navigate the intricacies of power and deceit. more
Christopher Moore, born in 1957, is an American writer known for his humorous, satirical, and fantastical works. more
“Inside, I was like: "Ha, suck my spiky rubber strap-on, vampyre hunter!”
“The people and circumstances around me do not make me what I am, they reveal who I am”