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“Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.”

Quote by David Sedaris

Book:The Santaland Diaries ; And, Season's Greetings

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The Santaland Diaries ; And, Season's Greetings

This compilation includes the popular essay 'The Santaland Diaries,' which recounts the author's time working as a Santa Claus in a department store, offering a satirical look at the commercial aspects of Christmas. The book also features 'Season's Greetings,' a series of related essays that further explore the themes of holiday consumerism and the role of Santa in modern society. more

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David Sedaris, born on December 26, 1956, is an American humorist. His works are known for their unique sense of humor and profound insights into everyday life. Sedaris' writing often takes the form of memoir, narrating his personal experiences and observations. more

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