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“Dating is horrible, it's awful. I don't get it. It's like you're standing there: 'Hi. Do you want to have sex and later wish you hadn't?' It's horrible. And it's awkward at 42 because I don't have the body or the drive. I just sit in the car and hope somebody gets in.”

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Louis C. K.

Louis C. K., born Louis Christopher Kelly, is an American comedian, writer, director, and producer. Known for his unique humor style and insightful social commentary, he is best known for his show 'Louis C. K.' and his role in 'Parks and Recreation'. more

“I had five dollars in the bank that I couldn't have for three days until they charged me another 15. Leaving me with -10. What does that mean? I don't even have no money any more. I wish I had nothing. But I don't have it. I don't have that much. I have not ten. Negative ten. I can't afford to buy something that doesn't cost anything. I can only afford to get something that costs you give me ten dollars.”

Giving Mean Doe I Can Three Wish Five Cost Ten Negative Give Me Dollars Leaving Leaving Me No Money

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“Most Americans have so much crap, that you could lose most of it and still have way more stuff than the average Canadian.”

Way Stills Stuff Loses Average Crap

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“Gay men have to go through something to own their - who they are. They get beat up. They get ostracized. Whatever they go through, if they survive it, they come out very confident people.”

People Ifs Men Gay Beats Gay Men

Author:Louis C. K.

“I'm close to my audience. I think I have more tools in my box than other guys who might try it. Also, I know how to do this stuff. I know how to write and shoot and edit. I'm technically adept and that helped with the website. You need a big skill set.”

Thinking Knows Needs Writing Trying Bigs Might Guy Stuff Audience Know How Skills Tools Boxes Website Other Guys Edits Adept

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