Home / Quotes / Quote by Louis C. K.

Quote by Louis C. K.

“I don't like waking up. I feel like staying in bed usually, but I can't because I've got two kids standing next to my bed, just eager to live another day.”

Quote by Louis C. K.

Author

Louis C. K., born Louis Christopher Kelly, is an American comedian, writer, director, and producer. Known for his unique humor style and insightful social commentary, he is best known for his show 'Louis C. K.' and his role in 'Parks and Recreation'. more

You May Also Like

“Very few American parents give a crap about how they raise their kids. They put minimal effort into it. Who told you it's a good idea to buy a developing mind a video game?”

Giving Mind Ideas Kids Games Parent Effort Raises Video Developing Good Ideas Crap Minimal Effort

Author:Louis C. K.

“I had five dollars in the bank that I couldn't have for three days until they charged me another 15. Leaving me with -10. What does that mean? I don't even have no money any more. I wish I had nothing. But I don't have it. I don't have that much. I have not ten. Negative ten. I can't afford to buy something that doesn't cost anything. I can only afford to get something that costs you give me ten dollars.”

Giving Mean Doe I Can Three Wish Five Cost Ten Negative Give Me Dollars Leaving Leaving Me No Money

Author:Louis C. K.

“Most Americans have so much crap, that you could lose most of it and still have way more stuff than the average Canadian.”

Way Stills Stuff Loses Average Crap

Author:Louis C. K.

“Gay men have to go through something to own their - who they are. They get beat up. They get ostracized. Whatever they go through, if they survive it, they come out very confident people.”

People Ifs Men Gay Beats Gay Men

Author:Louis C. K.

“I'm close to my audience. I think I have more tools in my box than other guys who might try it. Also, I know how to do this stuff. I know how to write and shoot and edit. I'm technically adept and that helped with the website. You need a big skill set.”

Thinking Knows Needs Writing Trying Bigs Might Guy Stuff Audience Know How Skills Tools Boxes Website Other Guys Edits Adept

Author:Louis C. K.

“I don't care about the weight. You know, I'm lucky; I'm one of those people - I can eat donuts, whatever, and I just get fat.”

People Knows I Can Care Lucky Weight Don't Care Fats I Don't Care Donuts

Author:Louis C. K.

“You could drive a rental car until you don't want it. Just get out of it while it's moving and just walk away. No, I don't feel like being in that car any longer. Just call Hertz. Hi, your car is drifting into the intersection of 28th and Broadway, if you're interested. It's now your problem.”

Ifs Want Feels Problem Moving Walks Car Driving Broadway Drifting Intersections Car Rental

Author:Louis C. K.

“I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do.”

Author:Louis C. K.

“One time, I threw a candy wrapper on the street. I was with a friend who said to me, You just littered on the street! Don't you care about the environment? And I thought about it, and I said, You know what? This isn't the environment. This is New York City. New York City is not the environment. New York City is a giant piece of litter. Next to Mexico City, it's the shittiest piece of litter in the world. Just a pussy, runny, smokin', stinkin' piece of litter.”

Knows World Said Care Next Cities Environment Pieces Streets New York Giants New York City One Time Mexico Candy Pussy Mexico City

Author:Louis C. K.

“My last name is Szekely. Sounds like Saykay. When I was a little kid I had an instructor in camp who called me Shnizneckely. He would make fun of my name and it hurt my feelings because I was a little pussy and I cried. He said, 'Well, how do you say it?' I said, Seekay. So he wrote 'C.K' on my jersey and everything. He made my name 'C.K' and I just stuck with it.”

Wells Littles Made Said Feelings Kids Lasts Names Fun Sound Hurt Stuck Camps Cried It Hurts Little Kid Jersey Pussy Instructors Hurt My Feelings

Author:Louis C. K.