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Quote by Janet Morris

“I see all sorts of things when I'm clearing my pipes.”

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Janet Morris is an American author born on May 25, 1946. Her works span across multiple genres including fantasy, science fiction, and adventure novels, known for her rich imagination and unique narrative style. more

“Once when the Yankee's Lou Pinella was batting he questioned a Palermo strike call. Pinella demanded, "Where was that pitch at?" Palermo told him that a man wearing Yankee pinstripes in front of 30,000 people should not end a sentence with a preposition. So Pinella, no dummy, said, "OK, where was that pitch at, asshole?"”

People Men Should Said Ends Fronts Sentences Strikes Yankees Umpires Batting Dummy Prepositions

Author:George Will

“The best recommendation for an umpire in the old days was: "He licked somebody in the Three-I League. He ought to do.”

Three Ought League Umpires Old Days Recommendations

Author:Ty Cobb

“I firmly believe that you live and learn, and if you don't learn from past mistakes, then you need to be drug out and shot.”

Ifs Needs Believe Past Mistake Drug Shots Live And Learn Learn From The Past Past Mistakes You Live And Learn

Author:R. Lee Ermey

“Listen, ump. How can you sleep with the lights on?”

Light Sleep Umpires

Author:Amos Otis

“The first guy who lays a finger on this blind old man is fined fifty bucks!”

Men Firsts Guy Blind Lays Fingers Fifty Old Man Bucks Umpires

Author:Gene Mauch

“Why, they shot the wrong McKinley!”

Shots Umpires Mckinley

Author:Dizzy Dean

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