“Count the day won, when the earth, turning on its axis, imposes no additional taxes” Quote by Franklin P. Adams
“Print neatly. That's the kind of advice that the IRS considers a "dynamite" tax tip. If you ask them a real tax question, such as how you can cheat, they're useless.” IfsKindRealAsksAdviceTaxesUselessPrintCheatTaxationIrsDynamite Author:Dave Barry
“Country is run by... financial powers & corporate interests [who] send their lawyers to Congress to make laws so that they don't have to pay taxes” CountryRunningLawInterestPayTaxesFinancialCongressLawyerCorporateTaxation Author:Gore Vidal
“Tens of billions ... are going into the pockets of tens of thousands of tax preparers who ... love complexity as much as the rest of us hate it” HateTaxesBillionsComplexityPocketsTaxation Author:Nicholas von Hoffman
“In america, there are two tax systems: one for the informed and one for the uninformed. Both are legal” TwoAmericaTaxesTaxationUninformedTax System Author:Learned Hand
“The cost of taxpayer compliance with [the tax code] is over $80 billion per year, more than eight times the cost of the IRS budget” YearsCostTaxesEightBillionsCodeBudgetsTaxationTaxpayersIrsCompliance Author:Charles O. Rossotti
“The blame for the maddening complications of the federal tax system goes to the people with the most money” PeopleTaxesBlameTaxationComplicationTax SystemFederal Taxes Author:Nicholas von Hoffman
“[The Internal Revenue Code is] about 10 times the size of the Bible and, unlike the Bible, contains no good news” TaxesNewsSizeCodeInternalsGood NewsTaxationRevenue Author:Don Nickles
“I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.” TaxesTaxationRevenuePennies Author:Ken Dodd
“I feel like this: Whatever is in your path and in your heart, you need to do.” NeedsFeelsHeartPath Author:J. Cole
“I wouldn't mind paying taxes... if I knew they were going to a friendly country” IfsMindCountryTaxesFriendlyTaxationIncome TaxPaying Taxes Author:Dick Gregory