“The trouble with Freud is that he never played the Glasgow Empire Saturday night.”
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Famous Ken Dodd Quotes
“Men's legs have a terribly lonely life - standing in the dark in your trousers all day.”
“I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months-I don't like to interrupt her.”
“I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.”
“Television is like a great monster, eating your gags as fast as you say them.”
“I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.”
“My teeth are all my own. I've just finished paying for them.”