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“A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?". She doesn't care what you think.”

Quote by Andy Rooney

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Andy Rooney was an American writer renowned for his sharp wit and humor. He was a regular contributor to '60 Minutes' on CBS, where he shared his opinions and observations on a wide range of topics. Rooney's writing style was characterized by its conversational tone and his ability to find humor in everyday situations. more

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