“Sign at a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.” Quote by Dave Barry
“I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.” GodDrugStupidityStuckIceNosesAddictCokeDrug AddictionDrug AddictCubesAlcohol AddictionSniffingFunny Drug Author:Dave Barry
“Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.” IfsWritingGodStupidityWriters And WritingWriting By WritersWriting WordsEditing And WritingGrammar HumorWriting Humor Author:Dave Barry
“For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.” PeopleGodQuietStupidityCordsPeace And Quiet Author:Dave Barry
“Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.” GodJobsLaughingStupidity Author:Dave Barry
“Murphy's golden rule: Whoever has the gold, makes the rules.” GodGoldStupidityGoldenGolden RuleMurphy Author:Dave Barry
“Reflectors need to be placed on trees every 50 feet so people can hike at night with flashlights.” PeopleNeedsGodNightTreeFeetStupidityFlashlights Author:Dave Barry
“The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake. Please eradicate these annoying animals.” MadeGodLastsNightAnimalToo MuchPleaseStupidityNoiseAwakeAnnoyingLast NightCoyotes Author:Dave Barry
“Chair lifts need to be in some places so that we can get to wonderful views without having to hike to them.” NeedsGodViewsWonderfulStupidityLiftsChairs Author:Dave Barry
“Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spiderwebs. Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests.” GodPleaseAreasStupidityWildernessBugsSpidersSprayPestsLeeches Author:Dave Barry