“My wife holds the kite strings that let me go 'weeeeeee', then she reels me back in.” Quote by Jeff Bridges
“Long live the car crash hearts Cry on the couch all the poets come to life Fix me in 45” HeartLongCarCryPoetCrashCouchesCar Crash Author:Pete Wentz
“A new experience can be extremely pleasurable, or extremely irritating, or somewhere in between, and you never know until you try it out.” KnowsTryingIrritatingNew Experiences Author:Daniel Handler
“People don't always get what they deserve in this world.” PeopleWorldThis WorldDeserve Author:Daniel Handler
“It is terribly rude to tell people that their troubles are boring.” PeopleTroubleBoringSympathyRudeRudenessMy SympathyBeing Rude Author:Daniel Handler
“Whenever you are examining someone else's belongings, you are bound to learn many interesting things about the person of which you were not previously aware.” PersonsInterestingAwarenessBoundsBelongingInteresting ThingsExamining Author:Daniel Handler
“To hear the phrase "our only hope" always makes one anxious, because it means that if the only hope doesn't work, there is nothing left.” IfsMeanHopeLeftAnxietyPhrasesAnxious Author:Daniel Handler
“Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.” MeanTruthUnderstandingKnowledgeUnfortunate Events Author:Daniel Handler
“Like a church bell, a coffin, and a vat of melted chocolate, a supply closet is rarely a comfortable place to hide.” ChurchComfortableChocolateBellsClosetsCoffinsVatChurch Bells Author:Daniel Handler