“When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.”
Quote by Al Yankovic
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Al Yankovic
Al Yankovic, born on October 23, 1959, is a renowned American singer-songwriter and comedian. Known for his unique sense of humor and satirical songs, he often uses his music to satirize social phenomena and popular culture. His musical style ranges from rock to country and pop music. more
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