“Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I'm going back to bed.” TodayCreativityKindnessPromiseBedBrandsNew DayBrand NewBrand New Day Author:Bob Saget
“It's smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.” KnowsKnow HowTeacherSmartYogaDivorcedYoga Teachers Author:Bob Saget
“The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.” KnowsWayNeighborhoodYardsSquirrels Author:Bob Saget
“Found a bunch of old shower caps in my house. Was gonna throw them out but realized they make excellent porta potties for long road trips.” LongFoundHouseBunchExcellentShowersCapsRoad TripLong RoadPotty Author:Bob Saget
“I don't like to drink alone 'cause there's nobody to fight with.” FightingCausesDrink Author:Bob Saget
“I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn't a hard 'r' cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one - she's 12, but very sophisticated so it's an unusual case.” PeopleKnowsLittlesHardShowsLastsCausesCasesWeekSmokingUnusualSophisticatedEntourageBongs Author:Bob Saget
“The Comedy Store - all three rooms were filled with 800 people in the room. And during that time, all these guys and some women, but mostly guys who weren't funny were doing stand up for a living; they weren't accountants, they were making $30-$50 grand a year on the road, or more.” PeopleYearsGuyThreeRoomsComedyFilledStoresAccountants Author:Bob Saget
“I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.” ThinkingShowsMorningComedyRight NowStoresLetterman Author:Bob Saget
“One of the first things I said when I signed on for the show was No hugs! Full House was all based on hugs.” FirstsSaidShowsHouseHugFull House Author:Bob Saget
“If you're a host of a video show and you're on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, 'Well, that's what that person does.' That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.” PeopleIfsWantYearsWellsPersonsDoeShowsCareersWiseTelevisionEightVideoHostDilemma Author:Bob Saget
