“One day of praying and six days of fun, the odds against going to heaven are six to one.”
Quote by Brook Benton
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“We're out of control on this loony balloon, barely missing the other planets and stars.”
“All you gotta do honey is kinda stand in one spot, wiggle around just a little bit.”
