“If you're going to plan a wedding, then a certain amount of suffering is not a choice.” IfsCertainSufferingChoicesPlansAmount Author:Ellie Kemper
“In Los Angeles, people dress with the deep and earnest hope that people will do nothing but stare at them.” PeopleDressesStaringLos AngelesEarnest Author:Ellie Kemper
“Los Angeles survives on that which is unpredictable. The unexpected courses through its very veins.” CoursesUnexpectedLos AngelesUnpredictableVeins Author:Ellie Kemper
“Logic! Good gracious! What rubbish!” LiteratureLogicGraciousRubbish Book:Aspects Of the Novel Source: Aspects Of the Novel
“Most New Yorkers want to look amazing, and they want you to understand that they look amazing, but they also want you to stop staring at them.” WantLooksStaringNew Yorkers Author:Ellie Kemper
“New York is like the weirdest city in the United States, in a great way, and Los Angeles is probably more similar to most of America.” WayStatesAmericaUnitedCitiesUnited StatesNew YorkLos Angeles Author:Ellie Kemper
“One nice thing that I have discovered about Los Angeles is the enthusiasm with which people dress.” PeopleNiceDressesEnthusiasmLos AngelesNice Things Author:Ellie Kemper
“Growing up, I had one very specific idea of what a wedding should be, and that was the wedding of Fraulein Maria and Captain von Trapp in 'The Sound of Music.'” ShouldIdeasSoundGrowing UpGrowingCaptainsSound Of Music Author:Ellie Kemper
“I need to make sure that when I'm running out to the drugstore I'm not wearing a Biore strip or something. Not that I expect anyone to recognize me, but on the off chance they do, I just don't want to embarrass myself.” WantNeedsRunningChance Author:Ellie Kemper