“If you don't smell nice before the game, it's going to be pretty bad during and after.”
Quote by DeAndre Jordan
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DeAndre Jordan
DeAndre Jordan, born on July 21, 1988, is an American professional basketball player known for his exceptional rebounding and defensive skills in the NBA. He has played for several teams, including the Los Angeles Clippers and the Dallas Mavericks. Jordan attended the University of North Carolina for his college basketball career and was selected by the Dallas Mavericks as the fifth overall pick in the 2008 NBA Draft. more
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