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“I spoke on the phone with my best friend as I picked out underwear and bras that were now too small because my stomach and breasts are larger at this point in the pregnancy, and my hips are holding more too, and so I decide to mail my underpants and bras to myself in the future, and I put them in a sack to put in a box in the mail. One of my best qualities is whimsy combined with being sensible and acting on that sensibility right away, on behalf of the whimsy, to help it work. Whimsy cannot whirl itself through cluttered and junked-up spaces. Whimsy is not the same as kookiness and it is the opposite of laziness.”

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Jenny Slate

Jenny Slate is an American actress, screenwriter, and comedian. She gained widespread recognition for her role as Rachel Green in the television series 'Parks and Recreation' and for voicing Linda Bloom in the animated series 'Rick and Morty'. Slate is known for her unique sense of humor and natural acting style. more

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