“Isn't it strange -- when you're single, all you see is couples, and when you're part of a couple, all you see are hookers.”
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Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan, born on July 7, 1966, is an American comedian known for his humorous and insightful performances. His style of comedy is characterized by its wit and keen observations of everyday life, often touching on themes such as family, religion, and interpersonal relationships. more
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