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“In the nineties, it was all women being blonde and from Sweden. But now it's changed: it's all men looking like Ellen DeGeneres.”

Quote by Pablo Francisco

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Pablo Francisco

Pablo Francisco, born on January 5, 1974, is a renowned Mexican comedian. Known for his humorous style and insightful views on life, he has gained a significant following in the comedy world. more

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