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“We think Eli is taller and handsomer now that he's won the Super Bowl. Imagine what would've happened if [Jaws] won the Super Bowl.”

Quote by Tony Kornheiser

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Tony Kornheiser

Tony Kornheiser is a renowned columnist, born on July 13, 1948. His work is known for its humor and insightful analysis, primarily focusing on sports, politics, and social issues. more

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