“Everyone could face something that hurts him. But I don't expect that I will be hurt” Quote by Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“We will push those crooks, those mercenaries back into the swamp” FunnyMilitaryBaghdadSwampsCrooks Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“With respect to the situation in Al-Faw, the British told big lies. In Al-Faw, our forces' positions remained in place.” BigsFunnyLyingForceSituationMilitaryPositionBritishAls Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“These mercenaries and hirelings kidnapped civilians in the Al-Faw Peninsula so that they might claim that they captured Iraqi soldiers.” MightFunnyMilitaryClaimsSoldierAlsCiviliansCapturedKidnappedPeninsulas Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“We counted 19 missiles that landed in a small area of Baghdad.” FunnyMilitaryAreasMissilesBaghdad Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“I think that the Iraqi ground defenses shot down dozens of missiles. We are in the process of counting all these missiles quickly” ThinkingFunnyProcessMilitaryShotsDefenseDozenCountingMissiles Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“These are not ordinary human beings. They are criminals. As a matter of fact, they are criminals, both by nature and by training. By nature, because they are not decent. They are criminals.” HumansMatterFactsFunnyHuman BeingsMilitaryTrainingOrdinaryCriminalsDecentMatter Of Fact Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“Big institutions in this imperial state, in this evil US empire, prepare their politicians to become criminals.” StatesBigsFunnyEvilMilitaryPoliticianInstitutionsCriminalsEmpires Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“God willing, we will throw them into the sea.” FunnySeaMilitaryWillingGods Will Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“We will get them stuck in the mud and we will certainly defeat them.” FunnyMilitaryDefeatStuckMud Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
“A small number of peasants - brave peasants - shot down two Apaches” TwoFunnyNumbersMilitaryShotsBravePeasantsSmall NumbersApaches Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf