“They might not need me; but they might. I'll let my head be just in sight; a smile as small as mine might be precisely their necessity.” NeedsHelpingMightHappinessJoyMinesLaughterSightSmileHelping OthersHelpfulness Author:Emily Dickinson
“They can crumble as easily as ice cream in this heat” IceSoccerHeatCreamIce CreamFunny Soccer Author:Sammy Nelson
“A few question marks are being asked in the Honduran defence” FootballMarkSoccerDefenceCommentatorsFunny SoccerQuestion Mark Author:Alan Green
“The acoustics seem to get louder” SeemsFootballSoccerCommentatorsAcousticsFunny Soccer Author:Hugh Johns
“It is a cup final and the one who wins it goes through” WinningFinalsCupsSoccerFunny SoccerCup Finals Author:Jimmy Hill
“He's marked his entrance with an error of some momentum” FootballErrorsSoccerMomentumCommentatorsEntrancesFunny Soccer Author:Barry Davies
“And Ritchie has now scored 11 goals, exactly double the number he scored last season” LastsGoalNumbersSeasonsSoccerFunny Soccer Author:Alan Parry
“That shot might not have been as good as it might have been.” Has BeensMightShotsSoccerMight Have BeenFunny Soccer Author:John Motson
“And Wigan Athletic are certain to be promoted barring a mathmatical tragedy” CertainTragedySoccerAthleticFunny SoccerWigan Author:Tony Gubba
