“It's hard on an all-gay softball team because no one knows if they want to be a pitcher or a catcher.”
Quote by Chelsea Handler
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Chelsea Handler
Chelsea Handler, born on February 25, 1975, is a renowned American comedian, writer, and television host. Known for her unique sense of humor and candid remarks, she has hosted several popular television shows and achieved significant success in the comedy industry. more
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