“Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home.”
Quote by Dennis Miller
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Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller, born on November 3, 1953, is a renowned American comedian. His career began in the late 1970s, and he quickly gained prominence in the comedy world with his unique humor style and sharp wit. more
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