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“Want to be happy? Don't live competitively. Be content who you are. Live at peace with yourself and the losers below you.”

Quote by Dana Gould

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Dana Gould is an American comedian, writer, and television producer. Known for his unique sense of humor and insightful social commentary, Gould was born on August 24, 1964. He began his career performing in Los Angeles comedy clubs and has since gained recognition in television and film. more

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