“He's going to jail. He can't see. He can't hear. He can't take a leak that lasts under fifteen minutes. But he has an erection and all the other problems are small change. Next time around I'm coming back as a man. Priorities are clearly defined. Life is simple.”
Quote by Janet Evanovich
Work
Seven Up: A Stephanie Plum Novel
In this installment of the Stephanie Plum series, the protagonist delves into a new mystery, showcasing her unique skills and wit in solving complex cases. more
Author
Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich, born on April 22, 1943, is an American renowned author. Her works are known for their humor, suspense, and crime elements, and are highly favored by readers. more
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