“I don't like cursing in movies. I feel like cursing has become the new hackiness. You try to find substitutions for cursing.” FeelsTryingCursingSubstitution Author:Zach Galifianakis
“I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just do.” WantTryingComic Author:Zach Galifianakis
“I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can't be part of that.” WayI CanTeaMotivatedTea Party Author:Zach Galifianakis
“I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese.” BodyProduceGreekCheeseFeta Cheese Author:Zach Galifianakis
“I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something.” EnoughRunningSchoolLawOfficeConstitutional Law Author:Zach Galifianakis
“I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women.” YearsLooksNumbersDedicated Author:Zach Galifianakis
“It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me'. Being popular is poison.” ComedyThanksPoisonBeing Popular Author:Zach Galifianakis
“My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing.” PeopleLaughingDadJokesMy Dad Author:Zach Galifianakis