“If drink sales are falling off, we get the pilots to engineer a bit of turbulence. That usually spikes sales.” Quote by Michael O'Leary
“We think passengers who forget to print their boarding passes should pay €60 for being so stupid.” ThinkingShouldPayStupid Author:Michael O'Leary
“Anyone who thinks Ryanair flights are some sort of bastion of sanctity where you can contemplate your navel is wrong. We already bombard you with as many in-flight announcements and trolleys as we can.” ThinkingLooksSleepSellsFlightContemplatingSanctityAnnouncementsNavelTrolleys Author:Michael O'Leary
“Ryanair brings lots of different cultures to the beaches of Spain, Greece and Italy, where they couple and copulate in the interests of pan-European peace.” DifferentCultureInterestCoupleBeachSpainGreeceDifferent Cultures Author:Michael O'Leary
“Do we carry rich people on our flights? Yes, I flew on one this morning and I'm very rich.” PeopleMorningRichFlightRich PeopleFlew Author:Michael O'Leary
“I'm here with Howard Millar and Michael Cawley, our two deputy chief executives. But they're presently making love in the gentleman's toilets, such is their excitement at today's results.” TwoTodayResultsChiefsExcitementGentlemanExecutivesMaking LoveToiletsDeputiesChief Executives Author:Michael O'Leary
“The most influential person in Europe in the last 20 to 30 years has been Margaret Thatcher. Without her we'd all be living in some French bloody unemployed republic.” YearsPersonsHas BeensLastsEuropeRepublicBloodyInfluentialUnemployedInfluential Person Author:Michael O'Leary
“Someone who is about to die does not mourn the dead.” DoeDiesLiteratureMourn Author:Friedrich Durrenmatt