“I like fictional stories - like, things that never happened but the seed of it starts as real.” Quote by Jake M. Johnson
“I view cats as more like wild animals. We feed it, but a lot of times it's not eating the food because it's murdering other animals outside and eating their meat.” AnimalViewsEatingCatMeatWild Animal Author:Jake M. Johnson
“I've always been, in games, the bad guy. If there was ever cops and robbers I was always a robber.” IfsGuyGamesCopBad GuysRobbersCops And Robbers Author:Jake M. Johnson
“I think sometimes you just lose your focus, and I think that's easy to do when you start getting more fame, more money, more power.” ThinkingSometimesEasyLosesFocusFameMore Money Author:Joel Osteen
“I don't believe in karaoke. Let's let the singers sing.” BelieveDon't BelieveSingersKaraoke Author:Jake M. Johnson
“If I'm in a bar and I gotta be sitting next to some clown who's like, "It's my tune," I don't want to hear you belt out Bruce Springsteen. That's why we have jukeboxes! Let's let Bruce be Bruce.” IfsWantNextSittingBarsTunesClownBeltsSpringsteenJukebox Author:Jake M. Johnson
“I try to collect money and I keep it in a special place called the bank. I collect a bunch of things called money, dollar bills, and I keep them in a safe under my bed.” TryingSpecialBedSafeBillsDollarsBunchSpecial PlacesDollar Bills Author:Jake M. Johnson
“If you have the ability to work with people smarter than you, always try to be the least smartest person in the room and surround yourself with talent, because iron sharpens iron.” PeopleIfsTryingPersonsAbilityRoomsTalentIronSurroundSmarterSurround Yourself Author:Jake M. Johnson
“Aspire to do better. Instead of being the leader of the group, be the little person.” LittlesPersonsLeaderGroupsAspire Author:Jake M. Johnson
“I encourage people in a lot of my messages that you've got to make the most of every day.” PeopleMessages Author:Joel Osteen