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Billy Connolly
Billy Connolly

Billy Connolly, born on November 24, 1942, is a Scottish comedian, comedy writer, film actor, and singer. His career began in the 1960s, and he became known for his unique sense of humor and versatile performance style. Connolly has gained acclaim for his performances in theater, television, and film, particularly in the comedy genre. His work spans a variety of styles and is beloved by audiences worldwide. more

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“I bet any Sunday could be made as popular at church as Easter is if you made 'em fashion shows too. The audience is so busy looking at each other that the preacher just as well recite Gunga Din.”

“Well, upon my soul! You are not ashamed to stand there and confess yourself a disgusting drunkard.”

“Your heart and your mouth wil be in two separate parts of your body if you again forget in whose presence you stand.”

“You must all know half a dozen people at least who are no use in this world, who are more trouble than they are worth. Just put them there and say Sir, or Madam, now will you be kind enough to justify your existence? If you can't justify your existence, if you're not pulling your weight in the social boat, if you're not producing as much as you consume or perhaps a little more, then, clearly, we cannot use the organizations of our society for the purpose of keeping you alive, because your life does not benefit us and it can't be of very much use to yourself.”